Unremarkable childhood, remarkable only for being spectacularly overweight. Teenage through to late twenties, spectacular weight loss, financial highs and lows, ludicrous amounts of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. Politics very,very liberal. Thirties through mid-forties, fluctuating weight, financial highs and lows, marriages, parenthood, copious amounts of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. Politics moving closer to the centre. From then to now,inevitable weight gain, finances from very high to current gut wrenching low, long term relationship (now over), acceptable levels of sex, drugs very rarely (except medication) and rock 'n roll played slightly quieter. Politics creeping right of center.
I originally wanted to start a cult.....Mo-ism! it seemed such a great idea. Nick some rhetoric from self-help books, some eastern mysticism, dash of sci-fi and throw in a bit of EST & Herbal Life and there you go. However, I finally decided that expecting my target market to send 10% of their income to a 58 yr old, overweight out of work businessman was possibly stretching things a tad. Maybe I can come up with a neat pyramid sales scam instead.
Having forsaken my opportunity to become a demi-god I still had an uncontrollable urge to foist my thoughts, opinions and never-ending rants on an adoring public......hence the BLOG.
From here on in I hope to amuse, bemuse, confuse and infuriate you. Its unlikely to be diary style. more likely it will be a series of random topics, bubbling turmoil or just the outright surreal thoughts that tend to visit me completely unnanounced. Enjoy!
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Random rants, comments and humour seen through the eyes of a disillusioned but optimistic, middle-aged, overweight, occasional entrepreneur.
1 comment:
good reading, keep em coming. x
Post a Comment